Oh hi there...

What are you doing here? This is MY blog. I didn't intend for you to just butt in and read my stuff. I'm just writing this to...well...umm....

Okay, fine, you can stay. I really don't know why I'm writing this. Maybe because I am bored, because I can't do anything because 1. its raining and 2. my cat is sitting on me. Maybe because I need to share my insights on important philosophical questions with the rest of the internet.

Yeah. Like I have insights on important philosophical questions. I find it hard to even type "philosophical", probably because my cat is lying directly on both my arms as I try to type this. Like a pair of really fat handcuffs. Wait, no, that doesn't make much sense. Handcuffs...never mind.

If you're still reading, I applaud you, because I'm not really saying anything, and also, because I don't know why I'm still writing. Especially with my cat. But you're probably tired of hearing about my cat, since about 98% of the whole entire Internet is devoted to cats. In fact, maybe I'll just make this blog about posting pictures of funny cats. Ha ha! Such original ideas! Because if you spend any time on the internet at all, you've probably seen hundreds of millions of cat pictures, hundreds of cat jokes, cat memes, cat pages, pages run by actual cats (How do these cats obtain computers? Are they working in the world disguised as businesspeople, earning money to buy computers to make pages about themselves: "LOL! I'm a cat! I'm also a high ranking businessperson in an important company, but you pesky humans don't need to know about that! Ha ha!), pages run by people pretending to be cats (Sometimes I question the sanity of the people on the Internet. Sometimes I question my sanity. Sometimes I question the sanity of the human race), and on and on and on.

But, this blog isn't about cats. It's about the meaning of life, at least the meaning of life when you're fourteen years old and trying to do something fun and interesting on your computer other than look at pictures of cats.

So, I guess, before you go back to your LOLs and cats and catLOLs and all that other amazing stuff on the internet, you might want to keep reading, because, there's always a chance that you'll find the answer to life, the universe, and everything here....

Or, you might just find cats.